Okay, so Kenny showed up here the other night. And I'm ready for him to go. When I first saw him, I thought "Aw! Cute!" I quickly learned that looks can be deceiving.

Kenny is by far the most rude and arrogant creature I have ever met.

" What can I say? I'm a little cocky."

This is what I've been dealing with. Who would have thought so much arrogance could be crammed into one 5" body? Certainly not I. I've spent the past few days listening to how amazing he is and that he keeps all his hens "in line." (Funny, since there are no hens around here. Hm.)

Either way, he has GOT. TO. GO. If I have to hear one more time about how he should being "ruling the roost" I may scream.

Of course, I'm not going to put him out until I find a new family for him, though. Underneath his rough exterior, I think he's probably a good natured little guy. I did catch him helping poor Abbott Elephant find his happy face. (No success, in case you're wondering.)

And who knows? Maybe he just needs the right hen to calm his wicked ways.

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