Meet Parker.

Parker showed up after my birthday party, assuming that I would need him after a night of over celebrating. And he ended up pretty flustered because it turns out I'm a pretty mild party-er.

In fact, he's so put out with me that he's decided to move on. I guess it's for the best. This 3" painkiller is motivated to find the perfect headache to conquer. Or something.

{If you ask me, he's the one that needs a pill. A chill pill.}

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Parker is ready made and will ship within 48 business hours of purchase. He will come to you all wrapped up, perfect for gift giving {but we won't tell if you keep him for yourself!}

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Amigurumi with safety eyes are not intended for children under the age of 3.